lokiyoufuck:

#you can practically hear him #’see that rhodey? national. treasure.



captainsjm:

But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence and she’s a lovely person.


stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing


jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom


Track Title: Spooky Scary Skeletons

mamamidnight:

hobo-golden:

I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.


slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes


daenystormborn:

What I thought was that you could manage the phones and possibly take messages whilst I’m out


meeting Jesus in the afterlife
  • jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
  • me: what does cr1tikal look like